KNIGGAS

RECOVERED VHS FOOTAGE — EST. 2006

CA: 7SVxGRy6f7UKmtGdfnoNeVnDjNDNXUYEVpkWHNnupump

⚔️ THE SACRED LORE ⚔️

📼 THE ORIGIN

In 2005, a group of men in Atlanta started welding car parts into medieval armor. Nobody knows why. The VHS tapes were found in an auto body shop dumpster in 2024. The footage is real. The knights are real. The horse parking tickets are real.

🛡️ THE ARMOR

Every piece is handcrafted from junkyard car parts. Cadillac hubcap shields. Ford Mustang fender chest plates. Muffler pipe shoulder guards. If it came off a car, it goes on a knight. Drip is eternal.

📜 THE CODE

Rule 1: The horse goes everywhere you go.
Rule 2: Chrome everything.
Rule 3: Never remove the armor in public.
Rule 4: DoorDash tips are mandatory.
Rule 5: HOA meetings are battlegrounds.

🗡️ THE MISSION

We don't have a roadmap. We have recovered VHS tapes. Each tape reveals a new chapter. The knights didn't plan this. Neither did we. $KNIGGAS is not a token. It's a documentary that hasn't finished buffering.